#CheatExit: New Penis Implant (Commit-Tech) Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating.

You can’t get cheating cheap with this chip…oh yes, it’s being called the best thing since “I Do”, and dem housewives most especially are already hounding for it! *sigh* What Do You Vote For this Chip? Yay or Nay?

Governor Fayose Vs The Rest Of Us: The ‘Mad Dog’ Saga.

Our ‘Governor of the year’, Governor Peter Ayodele Fayose is in the news again. This time he’s got an axe to grind against the EFCC, Mr. Femi Falana, Zenith Bank, Mrs. Aisha Buhari, his usual target, President Buhari and any other person or institution he suspects of wanting to get him indicted for his indiscretions. And he won’t spare any weapon at his disposal, including those of ‘mass destruction’, at demobilising these perceived foes of his.

Lionel Messi on Three Years, Three Finals, Three Defeats: Hard luck, or just plain falling short?

There had been a hundred and twenty minutes of football, each side a man down, legs and souls worn out from all the vain attempts to end the game in normal time.

10 people who appear when you make a gender specific post on Facebook

There are ten people who appear when you make a gender specific post. They are sometimes connected to you directly but most are strangers and only comment because it is a public post. They make Facebook fights tiring and interesting too.

Wait fess, na true? Suitors now prefer our maids to our daughters for marriage

In fact ehn, nothing person no go see for this small life wey e come so. I have no comments or thoughts on the write-up below. All I know is that it’s been doing the rounds on Facebook and we can’t even find the writer to ask him to clarify some of the points.

Why you absolutely NEED a niche market to succeed in business

Anybody who’s anybody in business will tell you that you cannot be all things to all people. You need a niche market. This is not a surefire recipe for success, but it’s definitely a good start!

Brexit confirmed: Wait, are you telling me Leicester won’t play in UEFA Champions League? Ha!

 52% voted Brexit, and while some are weighing the economic and immigration consequences of this divorce, some of us are concerned about the soccer implications of it.

Must Buhari be always welcomed ceremonially upon every re-entry?

 We are lazy. We are stupid. Ise o ka wa lara rara (We are not serious at all) Presidential spokesperson, Femi Adesina, put up this post on Facebook, to pictorially detail President Muhammadu Buhari’s return into the country after spending 10 days or so in the UK.

A cultural renaissance as Afenmai Masquerades and dance troupe dazzle in Benin

As legendary Reggae artiste, Bob Marley, once sang in Buffalo Soldier, sang philosophically “If you know your history, you will know where you are coming from.”‎ Even though Bob Marley was referring to a people’s culture, it is regrettable that the importance of Marley’s statement does not go beyond its lyrics to many, especially the younger generations of today, as they strive ever further for their definition of Western enlightenment.

MAMA NA BOY, SO WHAT?

A hopeful mother-in-law awaits news of the birth of another child into the family. She sits, pensive with other family members in the village. The phone rings and she picks. It’s her son and his voice conveys the news that everyone’s been waiting for, “Mama, na boy!”

To prenup or not to prenup? That is the question

So I heard a couple of friends discussing the new trend in marriages – signing a prenup before getting married. When the concept was first introduced, it was almost exclusively the preserve of rich men requiring money-grabbing women to sign them as a means of protecting any assets they had prior to the marriage.

Burka while British: Bus passenger gets schooled after racist outburst

Sometimes, people are so eager to show their prejudices, ignorance and racism, that they don’t carry out their due diligence before opening their mouths. Once in a while though, they will run their mouths in a bid to show their superiority and will jam someone who will give them “their size”.