LASSA FEVER - help me Lord!
sayo aluko
Dateline: Bus ride from Allen to CMS, 8:10 am, Wednesday, 26th January, 2016.
I seldom converse inside a public bus, even in directly dire situations that attempt to stimulate a comment, I just keep kwayet. But, today, this guy forced me beyond belief; he was eating snacks and had two bottles of a soft drink with him. He ate the first and proceeded to throw out the pack through the window, I didn't talk; he did same for the second snack, and then after gulping content from the first bottle, he threw it out too. At that point, I 'doro-snapped', and this convo ensued. ....
I didn't get his name, but, for this post, let's just call him Tifunloran F'otesola (Qesophageal Simpleton)
ME: Oga! Guy! Are you okay?
Tifunloran F'otesola: (mouthfully replies) Wor do yu mhin?
